He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment".
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng went walking, he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his mobile phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad
Badawi is PM not AM.
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