Ah Beng jokes again

Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'

He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment".

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng went walking, he had a glove on one hand and not on other.

So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast

announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his mobile phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad
Badawi is PM not AM.

Random?

I open up my purse and realize that i need more...
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!! o.O

I remembered lecturer asked us in class, if we have a million DOLLAR, what will we do?

hmmm...guess my answer? haha.. is DOLLAR u noe!! kekekeke
The truth is..... I'm BROKE!! dam it!

I wan M.o.n.e.y!!! money money come to mummy. PLS? haha..
anyway, is 6.30 in the morning. my goodness. i need more sleep.
argggg stupid english research paper. God pls bless me so that i will not have to do this dam paper again. (no failing pls) sob.. hahaha..

nitemares??

Midterm over. What shall i do? *thinking hard*
- I want to go shopping (shop for dress!!!)
- I want to go Karaoke (sing like as though there's no tmr)
- I want to sleep
- I want to go for holiday (after finals. =X )
- I want to watch all my dramas!!
- I want to................
and the list goes on.. and on and on.. never end.
BUT!! omg. there's a "but" there.
WHY..
simply because of ASSIGNMENTS.
midterm over = nightmare for me.
lets see the list of assignments that i need to complete before my finals.

Advanced English Research Paper - due date? tis Sunday! omg - 10%? omg!
Critical Thinking Skills Continuous Assessment II (report + exhibition) - haven start
Business (report + presentation) - haven start
Moral Studies Research - omg!!!!- ZZzzz
Economics (Research + Presentation) - haven start !!!!
Advanced English Presentation - couldn't be bother yet
Advanced English Discussion Essay II - bla bla..
Moral Studies Presentation - done. 3 days ago =)

o dear.. am i going to die soon?
no way! i wanna enjoy wei. therefore must survive!!!

Anyway, i wanna share this verse to everyone here.
This afternoon when I'm looking through the bible. I found tis!
Luke 6:37-38
Jesus said: Don't judge others, and God won't judge you. Don't be hard on others, and God won't be hard on you. Forgive others, and God will forgive you. If you give others, you will be given a full amount in return. It will be packed down, shaken together, and spilling over into your lap. The way you treat others is the way you will be treated.

worriesssssssssssssss

I'M WORRY!
about my result!
about my life!
about everything!
DEAR GOD.. pls guide me in life. =(

after midterm...

weeeeeeeeee~ MIDTERM is over. praise GOD! amen!
I'm glad i made it through. omg! did i? haiz. result coming out. trust me i'll fail my.. erm lets see.. econs, business and english. WTH.. out of 4 i predict i will fail 3? MY goodness. no confident. wat to do. sigh~

O well, midterm is over. BUT the assignments DEADLINE coming! burdening me! semester 1 is much easier. maybe tis is the "life" in sem 2. Better enjoy!
kk, after last paper, wen to bangsar village makan. I'm SICK of the food in my college.
lets see wat we got in my college area. Secret Recipe, Mcd, KFC, Pizza hut, Pie shop, All about mee, Mamak, Mama's Kitchen, subway. Rice bowl, news & mags, Starbucks, a malay store , Roti man and NO MORE! my goodness. i can list out all.. =.= tis shows i can die of sianess eating all tis everyday.

FISH & co.

new york fish? wtf.. haha.. got more lame names. dowan post all. XD

HUNGRY? hehe

i wan a DIFFERENT thing in life.
till then...

Tag by darling Shana

thank u for tagging me darling
Super lazy,, hahahahahhaaha...

1. What's your ambition?
erm.. i've got NO IDEA!! lol

2. Who is more important to you? Friends or boy/girlfriend?
as for now FRIENDS i guess. cause i've got no BF? T_T

3. How often do you think of committing suicide?
never thought of it! life is valuable. XD but ..

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
LOL... if i got.. i won't be..... =(

5. How many babies you want?
hate kids =( but beginning too like. dunno y

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
yup. but only like a few times i sees it. =(

7. What is your goal for this year?
to pass my foundation course. @_@

8. Do you believe in eternity love?
Yup i DO believe in that. Because there's Jesus to love me. =)

9. What's your nickname??
FLY~ created by skol mates is because.... shhhh secret.. XD

10.What feeling do you love most?
HAPPY! who like being emo? o well.. maybe there are some. SOME!

11. What are the requirements you wish from the other half?
loyal & faithful and love me more than i love him. =)

12. Is there anything you wanna tell the ppl you don't know ?
Yes! appreciate everything u got.

13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Yes! obviously. Friends are valuable

14. What does flying means to you?
flying means freedom!

15. What do you crave for the most currently?
my Winnie the pooh carpet!!!! pls come to me. XD

16. What do you think of being famous?
famous = nth. being myself = enjoying

17. Describe the person who tagged you in 5 words
CUTE! fun, lame, helpful, and and.... LOVELY last but not least P.R.E.T.T.Y!!! she's mine okay.! hands off.. muahaaha

18. What have you done to yourself make yourself happy?
sleeping, eating, crapping

19. Which do you prefer, the past, present or future?
the passssst.. i wanna be a baby.. no worries no nth

20. What are you looking forward to do ?
meeting more new friends... and go for holiday!

Instructions:
Remove one question from above and add in your personal question. Make a total of 20 questions and tag 8 people. List them out at the end of the post. Notify them in their cbox that they've been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.

i taggg...
GILLIAN!!!! XD
and ANYONE! lol.. feel so guilty if i tag anyone AGAIN. =)

Recalling

Well, Can't say it didnt happen.

The fact is it DID happen..

O yeah~

Ooooooooooooo
been emoing. Still not feeling ok.
Anyway, stupid BUSINESS subject. Well, at least is better then econs...
One thing to be happy about is.... I BOOKED a table for HMC annual Ball.to be presise my friends and I booked. =) *smiles*
weee~.. 10 humans on the table 6 my good friends and another 4? i dunno them. is friends fren lol.. . i noe it sounds weird.. wat to do.. . well, we might not be famous there. BUT yeah, we go there to enjoy ourselves.
I hope u guys can go le.. it will be fun i guess. try to make it okay? =)
XD
Okay, since I'm going to the ball which means i got to go shopping. DRESS dress dress..
anyone got idea where to get nice and reasonable price dress? hmmm~
and.. and.. DIET? maybe. =)

I'm still praying and hoping tat everything will go on well. TALK WEI TALK! haiz... i'm begging.

sigh~Praying? haha...

Wishing and Hoping...

Why isn't my life perfect?
YES. i do have problems. problem with who? with the people whom i love most.
Seeing them arguing. Not talking to each other. It juz bites knowing how emotionally weak i am to accept all this.
I maybe ego. But all i want is to see you all leaving happily together like how others are having. Pics together, outing and etc.. Can't it be tat way? You guys make me hate myself more and more. I'm feeling really useless. I tried to help but nothing i can do. I DON'T KNOW what i can do to help. I pray and pray wishing and hoping my desire will be fulfill. I rather not enjoy my life in my own way. I just want to see you all happily leaving.
Hating a person is really suffering. Then y not forgive and forget? It has been years. Is it worth doing all this now?
Ever think of the people around you which you're going to hurt and making them worry?
At times i wonder y. How can i help this? i know crying doesn't solve the problems. But thats all i can do for now apart from praying sigh~... i dunno what will happen in the next few years.
HIM? he juz couldn't careless. Is really hurtful.
I always can't get things i wan in my own way. Things that i wan badly. I know god is fair and i strongly believe in that.
O well, we can't change God's plan rite? what else can i do? Nth but to accept the fact? i'm trying really hard.
wishing and hoping that my desire will be fulfill.

Carmen's Tag

O well, I've been TAG by someone. CARMEN!! haha.. miss you gal.
Anyway, since is after english and CTS paper and i'm relaxing.. sooo..
here's the tag. =) ENJOY!

The Golden Rules:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense.
4. With the answers, give your own comments on how they relate to the questions.
5. Tag at least 5 people.

1. How are you feeling today?
Exceptional
Lol. yea, i wanna be exceptional XD

2. If someone says, “Is this okay?” You say?
Have you ever.. =.= so weird wei.. make no sense..

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
When you say nothing at all - Ronan Keating
Oh yeah! nothing to be say! lol

4. Will you get far in life?
so sick.. =.=
yup!definitely sick? haha

5. What do you think about very often?
never had a dream come true
Hmm..kinda true, sometimes I do feel tat. (no doubt) XD

6. What is 2 + 2?
mamma mia
Haha! lame wei..

7. What's your best friend's theme song?
cry on my shoulder
wat? OMG! i dunno anything. =X

8. What is the story of your life?
something right
owh~..... maybe.. never thought of ..

9. What is/was your high school like?
untitled
OMG. =.= no comment~ total speechless

10. What is your motto?
Your love is a lie - simple plan
Haha!absolutely senseless..

11. What’s the best thing about your friends?
breathless - shayne ward
Amen!haha!!!

12. What do you think of the person you like?
no promises - shayne ward
=.= my goodness.... no promise? ZZzzz

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
All i want is you - hillsongs
=.= lame lame lame.. one word. LAME

14. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
bye bye - mariah carey
T_T haiz.. i think is right i GUESS.. sigh

15. Describe your grandparents.
i miss you - miley Cyrus
OMG suits tis question.AMEN! I really LOVE THEM. i miss my grandpa. =( haiz

16. How's your life going?
better in time - leona lewis
hopefully! hmmm~

17. What is your biggest fear?
when you're gone - avril lavinge
o yeah.. i dun like to be alone. XD

18. What will be played at your funeral?
jump around - planet shaker
OMG crap la.. how can i jump? hahaha

19. What is your hobby/interest?
do you remember - aaron carter
o.O how does it related?? my goodness....

20. Will you have a happy life?
EVERYTIME - daniel lee
AMEN!! happy life. =) am i?

21. What do your friends really think of you?
exceptional
=.= same title again. hmmmm

22. Do people secretly lust after you?
five minutes to midnight
=X ??? wat the? hmmm

23. How can you make yourself happy?
forever - chris brown
=.=

24. Will you ever have children?
gotta go my own way - high skol musical 2
LOLi kinda dislike? like? they are cute i noe.

25. What song would you strip to?
tattoo
no comment~

26. What does your mom think of you?
7 thing
blur wei blur! wat 7 thing? lol

27. What do you think of your parents?
family affair
ooooo... FAMILY. haha

28. What is your deep, dark secret?
young and in love - jordin sparks
gosh~ my goodness..

29. What is your enemy's theme song?
the reason i live - hillsongs
funny wei! LOL

30. What will you dance to at your wedding?
waiting for you - kenny G
Perfect!if my husband actually knows how to play. HAHAHAHA.. dream on gal

Who cares about rules even if it's golden?
erm.. i think
Shana
Gillian
Xajin
Zul aka GAY
Janson
Wei Suet
Sai Hong...
and anyone who feels like doing it is welcome to! :)

Choices in life?

Do I look like I have a choice??
Asking and asking myself. WHY am i like this?

Yesterday, half way studying, I had a sudden thought of why is life like this? I suddenly worry bout my college life. After foundation, where am I going to be?
I know degree. BUT major in? International Business?? Marketing?? or... am i interested in Psychology? I'm totally lost. I'm afraid. Not because of where I'm heading. But the DECISION in life make by me. Will I regret? Sigh~. Sem 2 is going to end very fast. MASA ITU EMAS?. yea i can say that. YES, is so true. I just couldn't believe it that is already half way of my sem 2. So fast wei. damn. 1 more sem to go and off i am in degree level. My goodness. All the friends and fun i had there. Will i find them all again?
I begin.. no no not begin. I'm already LOSING myself. Life is all about choices we make. Choices we made in life? Sometimes, certain things I do not have a choice but to follow. Who to be blame? No one.
I've been doing really badly in sem 2. Worry for the coming midterm which is on SAT. stupid English paper - stressing me up wit the essay questions. Business, ECONOMICS and Cts. LAN exam will be coming very soon. I dunno when. But SOON. All this is bringing me worries. Worries but i had fun. Lame rite? I dunno. tats me. For me y wanna be emo in front of friends? hmmmm....
But here, I personally wanna thank 3 person. 2 Of them i just met them in college and they are like my crazy friends now. Wern Di, June and May, Sorry if i've done anything wrong, and Thank You so much for all the support you ppl gave me and the FUN i had with you all. LAMEST OF ALL. stay tune.. I love you guys. You guys ROXz! Muaxxxxxxxxx
And o ya! not forgetting the others also la of course. Muaxxxxxxxx.

I heart them! Wern Di - Blury gal. XD
June - Lame gal. no no.. worst than lame? lol but i love her lameness.. Sorry june XD
May - Person who take cares of my belonging. XD

Bluek

Me in June's Hostel. Muahahaha..
Honestly, today is not my day. I'm really sad right now.
Father God. guide me in my life and tell me wat to do. I need guidance. WIsdom needed.

O YA! money don't drop from the SKY!! LOL..

Ok.... may did something to our pics. XP
thanks gal. love it.. muaxx